Happy Halloween As jack-o-lanterns light the nightAnd Autumn breezes blow, As golden leaves swirl ’round aboutAnd tree limbs bow down low, As October waves one last goodbyeBefore it leaves the scene, This comes especially to wish you a Happy

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Your Baby Photo

ByFunnies.com 18 June 199618 June 2023

I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…

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Teach the Children

ByFunnies.com 18 June 199618 June 2023

This is how it happened…I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out from behind the Christmas tree. He placed his…