A Christmas Tree’s Funeral


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The Bull and the Turkey A turkey was chatting with a bull.“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey.“But I just haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.“They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of…
January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson’s son. June 1998: A 19-year-old…
Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!