The Perfect Date For You
I searched high and low

and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
I searched high and low

and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
The Old Man’s Job Application This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman, (or at least, one who’ll cooperate). DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in…
Have You Ever Wondered… Why does the sun lighten our hair,but darken our skin? Why can’t women put on mascarawith their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline“Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? Why is lemon juice made with…
I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…
After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following:
Little Johnny’s Drawing