“Ridiculous Quotes”

Little Johnny’s Drawing

 Look at the image below.Do you see rectangles or diamonds? Take a look at this one. There are NO black dots anywhere in the image.Your brain gets confused and your eyes createthe black dots inside the white empty spaces! What’s going on with this painting? None of the circles below are actually turning.  The ones you…

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          Due to increasing products liability litigation,  American liquor manufacturershave accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labelsbe placed immediately on all containers: Warnings:           The consumption of alcohol may leave you  wonderingwhat the heck happened to your bra.           The consumption of alcohol may make you thinkyou are whispering when you are not.           The consumption…

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.  A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…