“Ridiculous Quotes”

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctorshe’s broken every single bone in her body.“That’s impossible!” says the doctor. The blonde says, “No, it’s really true. Look!”She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!”Then she touches her arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!”Finally she touches her ribs and can barely…

Funny Halloween Costumes There are 7 pictures in this gallery. Picture #7 This guy doesn’t need a costume! Click here to return to the beginning of this gallery! Click here to see the funny pet costumes gallery! Click here to see the funny jack-o-lanterns gallery!