Sexy Santa
Similar Posts
Have You Ever Wondered…
Have You Ever Wondered… Why does the sun lighten our hair,but darken our skin? Why can’t women put on mascarawith their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline“Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? Why is lemon juice made with…
Your Baby Photo
I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…
Four Easy Questions
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…
The Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to…