Women Waiting for the Perfect Man- funny picture from Funnies.com

Are My Testicles Black? A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.  A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to…

The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…

Crime Scene of a Drunk

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: