Bush Goes Undercover

An extremely modest man  was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system upset.  For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.  …

Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?