A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she’d had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
“How horrible!” said the friend, “What did you do?”
The blonde replies, “Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t tell me the rest of the numbers!”
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a “Quik…
Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.” Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Your cow…
January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson’s son. June 1998: A 19-year-old…
Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1 and Reason 2 in case you missed them)