| The Blonde's
Bad Day at Work

A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she'd had at work,
and that
her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
"How horrible!" said the friend, "What did you do?"
The blonde replies, "Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to
call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers!" |