Man’s Remote Control for Women
If Men Could Have a Remote Control for Women
The Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to…
The Ultimate Redneck Picture Collection
(3) The Redneck Boat Click here for redneck picture #4
The Ultimate Redneck Picture Collection
(2) Redneck Air Conditioning Click here for redneck picture #3
The Ultimate Redneck Picture Collection
(1) The Redneck Dog Click here for redneck picture #2
Redneck on a Hot Date
Here’s a double dose of Redneck Humor for you! (Don’t get offended. The owner of Funnies.com is a redneck, too.) Redneck Medical Terms Artery………………….The study of paintings.Benign………………….What you be after you be eight.Bacteria………………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium………………….What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section…………A neighborhood in Rome.Cat Scan…………………Searching for Kitty. Cauterize……………….Made eye contact with her.Coma……………………A punctuation mark.Dilate………………….To…
Redneck Hunters 911 Call
Redneck 911 Call A couple of redneck hunters are out inthe woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn’t seem to be breathingand his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, thenwhips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator,“O my…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…
Redneck Nativity Scene
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a “Quik…
Little Red Riding Hood Joke!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the roadwhen she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,”says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;this time he is crouched behind a…