Archive of Poetry Funnies from the 1990s
I Felt An Angel Near Today,Though One I Couldn’t See.I Felt An Angel, Oh-So-Close,Sent To Comfort Me. I Felt An Angel’s Gentle Kiss,Soft Upon My Cheek.And Oh, Without A Single Word,Of Caring It Did Speak. I Felt An Angel’s Loving Touch,Soft Upon My Heart.And With That Touch, I Felt The Pain,And Hurt Within Depart. I…
Happy Halloween As jack-o-lanterns light the nightAnd Autumn breezes blow, As golden leaves swirl ’round aboutAnd tree limbs bow down low, As October waves one last goodbyeBefore it leaves the scene, This comes especially to wish you a Happy
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to…
See if you can do this.Read each line aloud:————————————- This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is dumbass catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds cat Now read only the third wordfrom each line aloud! This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis…
Fill in each of the following empty fields using your own personal data and then click on “Write Story.” First Name: Something to Hide Behind: Last Name: Friend’s First Name: Male or Female: A Piece of Furniture: Age: A word expressing Anger: Mother’s First Name: Your Favorite Beverage: Your Favorite Color: A Room in Your…