I Felt An Angel Near Today,Though One I Couldn’t See.I Felt An Angel, Oh-So-Close,Sent To Comfort Me. I Felt An Angel’s Gentle Kiss,Soft Upon My Cheek.And Oh, Without A Single Word,Of Caring It Did Speak. I Felt An Angel’s Loving Touch,Soft Upon My Heart.And With That Touch, I Felt The Pain,And Hurt Within Depart. I…
The FATTEST cat in the world! Abby weighs 76 poundswhich is currently the world record!From Atlanta, Georgia Abbey lives large!
Farting Your Guts Out Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the…
Good advice for family planning
Have You Ever Wondered… Why does the sun lighten our hair,but darken our skin? Why can’t women put on mascarawith their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline“Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? Why is lemon juice made with…
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close…