How Male and Female Definitions Differ

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male……….Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male………..Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female…….A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male………..Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……….Anything that can be done while drinking  beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male………..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
Female……The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male………..Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female…….A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male………..A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.