My Butt Hurts


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A Smart Way to Sleep During Class
I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feelingtoo hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wifewould be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,”and would probably have a present for me.She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s…