Bad Hair Day


I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a “Quik…
Dear Diary, I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole ‘Venus and Mars’ thing. I’ve also never figured out why men think with their head while women think with their heart. And I’ve yet to figure out how…
I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…
Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.” Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Your cow…
Holy Humor!! 1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:CHURCH CAR PARKING – FOR MEMBERS ONLY,TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!That took care of the problem!2. “No God – No Peace? Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!” 4. “Try our…