Reindeer Brakes


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturershave accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labelsbe placed immediately on all containers: Warnings: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wonderingwhat the heck happened to your bra. The consumption of alcohol may make you thinkyou are whispering when you are not. The consumption…
Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages… 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no longer…
This is how it happened…I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out from behind the Christmas tree. He placed his…
Are you a complete drama queen? Take the test below to find out. The length of this test will depend solely on how much of a drama queen you are. If you are not a drama queen the test will last about five minutes. But, if you answer the questions incorrectly and prove to be…