Chick with Big Knockers

The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

A Smart Way to Sleep During Class

* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…

Have you ever had this feeling? 

Girly Darth Vader Costume

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next…