“The Mammogram”

Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1  and  Reason 2  in case you missed them)

If Men Could Have a  Remote Control for Women  

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?” Dad says, ” Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs…

We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water…  but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!

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Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married…