“Ridiculous Quotes”

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Bin Laden’s Baby Picture

Farting Your Guts Out Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the…

A Smart Way to Sleep During Class

Hunting Season: It’s almost that time of year again… But this year the deer are a little bit smarter…