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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

20 Really Cheesy Jokes 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic…

Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1  and  Reason 2  in case you missed them)