Times Change

The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feelingtoo hot that morning anyway.  I went to breakfast knowing my wifewould be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,”and would probably have a present for me.She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s…

You’ve worked hard all day, and you deserve a coffee break! You have been sent a virtual cup of coffee!

the year the turkey got away…

We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water…  but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!