Irish Knock Knock Joke

Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!

Have you ever had this feeling? 

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

An extremely modest man  was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system upset.  For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.  …

Moron Jokes for all your Moron Friends Why do morons like lightning?They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it…