Too Much Water!!

I searched high and low and finally found the perfect date for you. Her face isn’t that great, but she has a terrific body! Click here to see her.

Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!

Bin Laden’s Baby Picture

Farting Your Guts Out Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the…