The #1 Reason You Should Not Pass Out at a Party
The #1 Reason
you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

The #1 Reason
you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

Funny Halloween Costumes There are 7 pictures in this gallery. Picture #7 This guy doesn’t need a costume! Click here to return to the beginning of this gallery! Click here to see the funny pet costumes gallery! Click here to see the funny jack-o-lanterns gallery!
The Old Man’s Job Application This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman, (or at least, one who’ll cooperate). DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in…
Farting Your Guts Out Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the…
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system upset. For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put. …