Life Is Not a Box of Chocolates
Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


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