Archive of Jokes from the 1990s
Are you a complete drama queen? Take the test below to find out. The length of this test will depend solely on how much of a drama queen you are. If you are not a drama queen the test will last about five minutes. But, if you answer the questions incorrectly and prove to be…
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.
This is Just Wrong…
Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!” She looks across, but fetches another beer…
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…
Crime Scene of a Drunk
Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw…