Gay Graffiti
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back:
My mother made me a homosexual!
Below in another handwriting:
If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back:
My mother made me a homosexual!
Below in another handwriting:
If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
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