Girly Darth Vader Funny Costume Picture

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?” And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s…

America is great and all, but you can’t help but laughat some of the ironic things found only in America… Things FoundOnly in America 1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in…

Are My Testicles Black? A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.  A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to…

Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1  and  Reason 2  in case you missed them)

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!  Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday! Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about?Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?Do you have a co-worker who kisses so…