Where Icicles Come From

Oh, how times have changed.

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the roadwhen she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,”says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down  the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;this time he is crouched behind a…

I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.