Life Is Not a Box of Chocolates

The Most Disgusting Eye Trick Ever

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?

Bin Laden’s Baby Picture

I searched high and low and finally found the perfect date for you. Her face isn’t that great, but she has a terrific body! Click here to see her.

Have you ever had this feeling?