Life Is Not a Box of Chocolates
Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


The Texan Farmer A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the…
The Most Disgusting Eye Trick Ever
Have you ever had this feeling?