Life Is Not a Box of Chocolates
Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…
It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…
It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.
The Pillsbury DoughboyHas Passed Away Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry…
you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!
I just popped up to say HELLO!
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem! “Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?” The…
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