“The Mammogram”

Why I Am So Tired!!! For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep,not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:I’m tired because I’m overworked. Here’s why: The population of this country…

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…

You’ve worked hard all day, and you deserve a coffee break! You have been sent a virtual cup of coffee!

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem! “Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?” The…

Shove It Up Your …!  Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…