“The Mammogram”


We’ll just take the most prominent for example’s sake: $ Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. $ If he goes to see a movie,…
The Bull and the Turkey A turkey was chatting with a bull.“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey.“But I just haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.“They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of…
Why Snowmen Hate Dogs
Redneck 911 Call A couple of redneck hunters are out inthe woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn’t seem to be breathingand his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, thenwhips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator,“O my…
Yet Another Reason Not To Pass Out At A Party