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We’ll just take the most prominent for example’s sake: $ Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. $ If he goes to see a movie,…

“Things My Mom Taught Me”   My Mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning!” My Mom taught me about INDIVIDUALISM. “I bet if all your friends jumped off a bridge, you would too! My Mom taught me RELIGION. “You…

The #1 Reason you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next…