Osama’s Baby Picture

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married… 

A Smart Way to Sleep During Class

The Pillsbury DoughboyHas Passed Away Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry…

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you drank too much water? Click here to find out!

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.  Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!”  She looks across, but fetches another beer…