Waiting for the Perfect Man
It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!
It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!
Oh, how times have changed.
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?” And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s…
Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!
We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water… but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!
The #1 Reason you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!