“Ridiculous Quotes”

Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages… 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no longer…

I searched high and low and finally found the perfect date for you. Her face isn’t that great, but she has a terrific body! Click here to see her.

Now THAT’S a lot of Snow!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you drank too much water? Click here to find out!

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?