Silent Fart Joke
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem!
“Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions.
At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go!
As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you.
What are we going to do?”

The doctor replies
“The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing”
