Slap Your Coworker

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!

 Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday!
 Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
 with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty,
you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,
when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, this is the one time in the whole year
where you can do something about it without getting in trouble.
 Tomorrow is SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

These are the rules you must follow:

 * You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
 * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
 * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
 * No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
 * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
 irritant], you are allowed to lie to them but only on this special day!
Now, study the rules,
break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of
and get to slapping…..and have a great day!