How to Impress Men and Women


 

 


HOW TO IMPRESS

A WOMAN.

 

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

 

HOW TO IMPRESS

A MAN

 

* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV


 

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