How to Rob a Snowman, from Funnies.com
How to Rob a Snowman
How to Rob a Snowman
Farting Your Guts Out Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the…
I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!
Little Johnny’s Drawing
Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married…
Moron Jokes for all your Moron Friends Why do morons like lightning?They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it…