10 Things Men Know About Women
After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

You’ve worked hard all day, and you deserve a coffee break! You have been sent a virtual cup of coffee!
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An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.