10 Things Men Know About Women
After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?” Dad says, ” Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs…
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…
Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1 and Reason 2 in case you missed them)