Blonde at the Doctor’s Office
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctorshe’s broken every single bone in her body.“That’s impossible!” says the doctor. The blonde says, “No, it’s really true. Look!”She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!”Then she touches her arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!”Finally she touches her ribs and can barely…
The Blonde’s Bad Day at Work
A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she’d had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died. “How horrible!” said the friend, “What did you do?” The blonde replies, “Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t…
The Biggest Smile Ever
Think about how special a smile is. A smile costs nothing, but it has the powerto enrich all who receive it. A smile brings inspirationto the discouraged,cheer to the sad,and warmth to the troubled. A smile creates goodwill anda feeling of friendship. A smile only takes a moment,but its memory can last forever. I’m sending…
Put a Smile on Your Face
Stop looking so gloomy. Put a smile on your face!
Sesame Street Thanksgiving:
the year the turkey got away…