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The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.  Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!”  She looks across, but fetches another beer…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the roadwhen she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,”says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down  the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;this time he is crouched behind a…

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: