A Christmas Tree’s Funeral


Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.
We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water… but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!
Shove It Up Your …! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…
The #1 Reason you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!
you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!