10 Things Men Know About Women
After centuries of pondering, contemplating,
studying, researching,
and experimenting,
men have finally concluded the following:
Similar Posts
Monkey Business
I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!
Liquor Warning
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturershave accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labelsbe placed immediately on all containers: Warnings: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wonderingwhat the heck happened to your bra. The consumption of alcohol may make you thinkyou are whispering when you are not. The consumption…
Shove It Up Your Butt Joke
Shove It Up Your …! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…
The blonde and the coke machine!
The Blondeand the Coke Machine There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a…
Sesame Street Thanksgiving:
the year the turkey got away…