Waiting for the Perfect Man

It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!

It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…
Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!
Roses just weren’t good enough, so I’m sending you a bouquet of kittens!
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?” And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s…
You’ve worked hard all day, and you deserve a coffee break! You have been sent a virtual cup of coffee!