Women Waiting for the Perfect Man- funny picture from Funnies.com
Don’t waste your time.
You’re NOT gonna find one!

Don’t waste your time.
You’re NOT gonna find one!

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!
Crime Scene of a Drunk
Redneck 911 Call A couple of redneck hunters are out inthe woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn’t seem to be breathingand his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, thenwhips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator,“O my…