The #1 Reason You Should Not Pass Out at a Party
you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following:
The Perfect Couple Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side…
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the year the turkey got away…
Crime Scene of a Drunk
Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married…