The #1 Reason You Should Not Pass Out at a Party
The #1 Reason
you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

The #1 Reason
you should not be the first person
to pass out at a party!

The Old Man’s Job Application This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman, (or at least, one who’ll cooperate). DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in…
The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system upset. For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put. …