Sesame Street Thanksgiving:
the year the turkey got away…

the year the turkey got away…
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctorshe’s broken every single bone in her body.“That’s impossible!” says the doctor. The blonde says, “No, it’s really true. Look!”She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!”Then she touches her arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!”Finally she touches her ribs and can barely…
It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!
I found a website the other daythat claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photoscollected from hospitals across the world.Just for fun, I entered my name and hometownand sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.I played around with it for about a half an hour.I typed in your name and it…
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturershave accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labelsbe placed immediately on all containers: Warnings: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wonderingwhat the heck happened to your bra. The consumption of alcohol may make you thinkyou are whispering when you are not. The consumption…
A struggling zoo’s main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can’t afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week. He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see…