You Know What They Say About Big Feet

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?

If Women Ruled the World…

The Fattest Giraffe Ever… Yes, this is what will happen when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.  She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”  Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.  Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.  Your cow…